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Cowboy Demotivational Poster


TIME TO COWBOY UP -


TAGS: bull cowboy
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Airman

jackandsally - December 23, 2011, 8:02 am, #226866
LOVE IT ^_^
timbosai - December 17, 2011, 11:48 pm, #226695
hahaha thats awesome!
Verdeckt - December 16, 2011, 1:49 am, #226660
LMAO!


BULL WRESTLING - Cause UFC is for pussies.


TAGS: bulls wrestling cowboys
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by heathentod

srajcic - December 3, 2010, 2:43 pm, #205259
Can I use the cowboy image to make one personalized apron for a Christmas gift?
agdaniele - May 15, 2010, 11:23 pm, #176117
I heard that about bull wrestlers.
heathentod - May 15, 2010, 11:23 pm, #176116
And if I can get a picture of that cowboy in the bull's guard, it might be the coolest picture ever! :)
heathentod - May 15, 2010, 11:21 pm, #176115
Yeah, but you haven't seen his guard yet; wait until that cowboy tries to mount him! :P
agdaniele - May 15, 2010, 7:24 pm, #176106
Pffft... that bull ain't even versed in jiu jitsu... he's being taken down by a seriously loose guillotine... even amateure MMA fighters can escape that... he just needs to posture up.


REAL MEN -




Tony Romo Returns to Practice -




ITS TRUE! - All this money and power. I just have to except facts ....DAMMIT WE SUCK!!


TAGS: dallas jerry jones cowboys
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by phenom6

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:34 am, #245024
This person looks familiar. Where have I seen his pompous puss before?
parkers0929 - October 11, 2012, 4:34 pm, #239894
Sure...but I'll bet he accepts many facts...except for any grammatical suggestions from you!


EL' GUAPO - You must defeat your own personal one!


TAGS: el guapo the three amigos 3 mexico mexican mexicans western cowboy cowboys
Rating: 1.75/5

More motifakes by jalford

agdaniele - August 2, 2009, 1:51 pm, #103907
DAmmit... *insignificant
agdaniele - August 2, 2009, 11:39 am, #103884
For some, girls may be an El Guapo, For others, lack of a social life may be an El Guapo. But for us, El Guapo is an insignifican loser making bad motifakes.


JUST BECAUSE -




COWBOY LOGIC -




THIS... IS... - Ridiculous! I paid almost $500 per seat, $100 for beer and pizza, $20 to park my car, and I have to sit next to a lunatic, wearing a Spartan costume in Dallas?! You Suck Jerry!


TAGS: dallas cowboys 300 sparta fail owned loser
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

skarjj - October 2, 2013, 9:18 pm, #250196
that helmet is spartan/greek but the armor is roman.
skarjj - October 2, 2013, 9:18 pm, #250195
that helmet is spartan/greek but the armor is roman.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 27, 2010, 3:21 am, #191018
So?....You guys dated?
Losifer - August 27, 2010, 3:18 am, #191016
Ooooooh snap! I either know that guy or know who he got that armor from!
Dr. Festerpus - November 25, 2009, 9:17 pm, #139925
I want one..
MO - October 3, 2009, 1:04 pm, #123586
Nice Aggy! I lol'd a little bit...just a little though.
agdaniele - October 2, 2009, 7:05 pm, #123407
It's good to have protection... Romo's passes rarely hit the intended target.


LIFE - Some days you're a bull rider, some days you're a steamy pile of blood and saw dust.


TAGS: bull life cowboy
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by NotoriousGIL

Grinch66 - April 13, 2011, 8:41 am, #216286
Sometimes you ride the bull, sometimes the bull rides you!
Lemonhead144 - April 9, 2011, 4:03 pm, #216055
Heiferhead does a suplex off the top rope...


MORPHEUS - This is why he took the red pill


TAGS: morpheus matrix cowboy
Rating: 2.43/5

More motifakes by Shtoink

Shelby - January 9, 2009, 9:17 pm, #50847
you're kidding! :O
KDP3 - June 6, 2008, 7:29 pm, #5189
PEE WEE PLAYHOUSE


have you ever been so angry -




TEAMWORK -


TAGS: to cowboys football
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by knucklesdaclown

dylanklj - May 25, 2011, 2:38 am, #219076
I really liked, and i thought it wa5 awe5ome. 5L


SHOOTIN THE CURL -


TAGS: cowboy day half pipe cowabunga dude reide em cowboy iceman
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

dy2012 - April 3, 2012, 2:55 am, #232631
Perfect Ollie!


Vegan Joke #8 -


TAGS: vegan joke cowboy bar
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 2, 2014, 10:35 am, #254020
Credit this joke to my wife, whose sense of humor can still blindside the tar out of me. lol!


GOING NATIVE -




CONFESSIONS -


TAGS: confessions cowboys beer
Rating: 3.51/5

More motifakes by ronsart

LogicDude - January 24, 2009, 9:24 am, #54118
And a big ZOMGWTFBBQ Sammich! Best kind of sammich to have with a cold beer and a h** woman!
Cubbybear - January 23, 2009, 11:05 pm, #54079
Ah...the days of our youth


Raider's 19 - 17 Cowboy's -


TAGS: dallas cowboys tony romo football
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Ism

lgvernon - August 10, 2013, 4:53 pm, #248534

Raisin cookies are nothing but a cruel joke! How did you KNOW???? 5L~~~


SWEAT -




FATHER-SON TALKS -




TRAVEL STRESS -


TAGS: cowboy loses wife regains hearing
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

concern3 - April 9, 2015, 4:37 am, #260729
It may be old, but it hit the spot. a 5er
lgvernon - April 8, 2015, 8:31 pm, #260723

Very, very old joke. I remember my father telling it. Was reminded of it today.
Reality Lord - April 8, 2015, 8:19 pm, #260720

5o good.


THAT'S LIFE -


TAGS: cowboy the duke
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Airman

mariand - September 29, 2011, 2:06 pm, #224633
cool


THE ONLY WAY TO ORDER IT -




Make a Wish -


TAGS: make wish dallas cowboys vow
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 15, 2013, 1:34 am, #247778
That ticker is 5o accurate; how many lawyers have used that argument, lol.


Romo Offense -




DAD'S BOOTS -


TAGS: walkin tall cowboy up
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by GaryO

maoworks2 - December 15, 2012, 5:13 pm, #241491
Tell Me About It .


TOCS BIG DECISION -


TAGS: pharmacy cowboy
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Airman

rerun - September 6, 2010, 2:46 pm, #192552

one of the greatest tribute posters here
thatonechick - July 12, 2010, 4:05 pm, #184316
Still top 5, eh? LoL
ICEMAN - July 10, 2010, 12:56 am, #183869
I suppose booze & bacon are considered living expenses. -sigh-
CANADA - July 9, 2010, 9:04 pm, #183856
WOW! what a tribute lol
Cubbybear - July 7, 2010, 7:29 pm, #183651
I'll send you flowers...5(gonna hide now)poodles
GreyScorpion - July 7, 2010, 6:12 pm, #183634
one of those canadian imports?? 1/2 priced, at best
Faceplant31 - July 7, 2010, 6:11 pm, #183633
4 Cows i think, unless it is the illegal kind.
GreyScorpion - July 7, 2010, 6:09 pm, #183631
what's a good Pharmacy worth in Arkansas these days? 5L
Faceplant31 - July 7, 2010, 6:07 pm, #183630
Nice one!


OPRAH - She likes to play 'Hard to Get'.




COWBOYS AND ALIENS - You have been watching too much Deadliest Warrior.




SMILE ON YOUR BROTHER -


TAGS: midnight cowboy jobs
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - March 20, 2012, 6:08 pm, #231724
hence the term "de-motivational"
carebear - March 20, 2012, 4:33 pm, #231691
(carebear BANNED)
axe11154 - March 20, 2012, 8:19 am, #231666
I don't know why I just don't find it funny I get the joke tho and is sadly the truth of the world


THINKIN TREE COWBOY LORE -


TAGS: thinkin tree cowboy lore
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by rerun

agdaniele - November 11, 2009, 9:11 pm, #135949
That thar is downright goooood puddin! 5L
spacedog - November 11, 2009, 9:08 pm, #135947
Superb. 5Ls
MrRandom - November 11, 2009, 9:06 pm, #135945
Lol, awesome one rerun. 5L.


NOT SURE WHICH IS MORE EFFECTIVE -




COWBOYS - Sometimes, even THEY need a replacement star.




Remember ... -




Representation -


TAGS: cowboy negro black freedmen
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by EmilioDumphque

demon001 - January 29, 2014, 8:00 pm, #252538
He did, "pilgrim" and they didn't "head 'em off at the pass."
maoworks2 - January 29, 2014, 5:50 pm, #252535
Reach For The Sky .5L
GaryO - January 29, 2014, 8:39 am, #252530
THIS….is phquing gooood


NFL 2014 Season -


TAGS: tony romo cowboys broadcasting career
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by Ism

Oldsod - September 5, 2014, 8:41 pm, #256577
...and it still didn't deflate the ego...
vilnius - September 4, 2014, 10:43 pm, #256566
guy once finished a game with a punctured lung


WORTH KNOWING -




THE COOK MAY BE INGENIOUS -


TAGS: july calendar cowboy cook
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Cloudchaser - July 10, 2011, 10:46 am, #221226
If it tastes good and won't make me sick, I'll snarf it


old worn out saddles -


TAGS: willie nelson cowboys
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Airman

EmilioDumphque - June 1, 2014, 10:47 am, #255153
More "cosplay".
GaryO - June 1, 2014, 9:53 am, #255146
not fer long, anyways


COWBOY CLUB -




SORRY WOMEN... I'M JUST TOO GOOD LOOKING FOR YOU -


TAGS: smoking ridem cowboy
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

tellitlikeitis - January 11, 2011, 6:30 pm, #209673
Oh, come on now. I reviewed, drank some NeoCitran, reviewe again, drank some more NeoCitran and did a spell check.
ICEMAN - January 11, 2011, 6:00 pm, #209668
Proofreading is our friend. (did you hear that Face?)
tellitlikeitis - January 11, 2011, 1:59 pm, #209647
Just noticed my mistake. Be gentle, as I'm off work sick today.


SNAPPY DRESSER REDNECK -


TAGS: redneck cowboy fashion
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by BlackCrowValley

Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 2:59 pm, #205266
Huh?


WESTERN ETIQUETTE - A cowboy packing two Colts and carrying a double can wear any thing he dang well pleases.




FOOL! - better recognize Cowboy Curtis!


TAGS: cowboy
Rating: 2.72/5

More motifakes by Shtoink

Koradan - October 29, 2009, 5:59 pm, #131915
Do Y'all want the red beer or the blue beer,Pardner?
ptery - May 16, 2009, 6:41 pm, #80476
I remember this its the prequel to the matrix that looks on morpheus's life in the matrix. I wonder what tipped him off that it was all fake Chairy or the fact that the only place you could ever really exist was inside the playhouse
Cubbybear - April 18, 2009, 1:33 pm, #73837
Cowboy Curtis on Pee Wee's Playhouse
WTF! - April 18, 2009, 12:25 pm, #73829
Morpheus wearing cowboy hat?


TEXAS RANGERS - ya, this is it


TAGS: cowboys texas rangers
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by chucknorris3522

Verdeckt - May 23, 2011, 6:55 am, #218934
LOL @ Greeny
Greeny - May 22, 2011, 9:58 pm, #218929
summer vacation eh? nothing happen oh the 15th & 17th?


CLINT EASTWOOD - AIN'T GOT NOTHIN' ON THIS


TAGS: astro boy atom anime cowboy
Rating: 1.44/5

More motifakes by Dragonrider1227

Bartimaeus - September 15, 2009, 8:48 pm, #118136
Yes, but can he fly?
CANADA - September 15, 2009, 8:41 pm, #118134
clint is the toughest old bastard alive!
Bartimaeus - September 15, 2009, 8:31 pm, #118132
Clint Eastwood would totally kiss a**tro Boy's can.


Howdy do, -


TAGS: cowboy dip****
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by alanp1

Thedge - December 9, 2014, 3:07 pm, #258695
Boy done good.
Thedge - December 9, 2014, 11:51 am, #258693
Manners. Speak honestly, your heart, remember the niceties. 5L


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